让你笑到吐血的英语翻译。

冬雪

1． we two who and who？　　咱俩谁跟谁阿　　

2． how are you ? how old are you?　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？　　

3． you dont bird me,I dont bird you　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你　　

4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up ！　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！　　

5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,they say! if you have nothing to say,go home!!　　有事起奏，无事退朝　

6． you me you me　　彼此彼此　　

7． You Give Me Stop!!　　你给我站住！　　

8． know is know noknow is noknow　　知之为知之，不知为不知…　　

9． WATCH SISTER　　表妹　　

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouses sons can make hole!!　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough　　美中不足　　

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die　　车祸现场描述　　

13．heart flower angry open　　心花怒放　　

14．go past no mistake past　　走过路过，不要错过　　

15．小明：I am sorry!　　老外：I am sorry too!　　小明：I am sorry three!　　老外：What are you sorry for?　　小明：I am sorry five!　　

16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!　　要钱没有，要命一条　　

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.　　我叫李老大，今年25。　　

18．you have two down son。　　你有两下子。　　

19．as far as you go to die　　有多远，死多远！！！！　　

20．I give you face you dont wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸、

独孤楼主

WATCH SISTER　　表妹　？
凤凰是chicken？  果真牛人翻译

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